wow such a lack of baftas reblogging but here you go:

• RALPH DIDNT WIN WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK HE IS THE BEST AND HE GOT HIS BEARD AND NICE FACE ALL THE WAY FROM SHOREDITCH TO GO TO COVENT GARDEN ABOUT 2 MILES AWAY WHY DIDNT YOU GIVE HIM THE AWARD FOR CORIOLANUS THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN AND THAT IS QUITE A COMPLIMENT B/C IVE SEEN A LOT OF MOVIES THIS IS SRS ALL CAPS RAGE OK BUT HE LOOKES SO LOVELY IN THE LOVELY SUIT AND WITH THE NEW BEARD WHICH I LOVE AND THE FACE AND THE GOOD HAIR AND THE RESPECTFUL CLAPPING AND THE SMILING AND OMG OMG OMG MG OMGOGMGOMGOGMOGMGOGM *IMLODE*
• MICHAEL FASSBENDER DIDNT WIN FOR SHAME WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD
• THE ARTIST WON IN ALL (FIX) AND THEY WON FOR BEST SCRIPT WRITING WHEN THERE IS NO DAMN SOUND AT ALL IN THE MOVIE. IT CANT BE THAT GOOD JEESUS
• EDDIE REDMAYNE WAS BEATEN BY SOME SHIT CHAV WHAT THE FUCKEDY FUCK FUCKLE FUCKLE STICKS. HE WAS SAT THERE WITH HIS NICE SUIT AND FRECKLES AND INEXPLICABLY HOT FACE AND HE WAS DENIED OF THE AWARD HE DESERVED I HATE LIFE
• on the plus side paul bettany, stephen fry, russell crowe and hugh jackman were awesome as ever